(You said Five kids and there's four in SOAD)

... when you go into Pizza Hut and ask for a 'Splendid Pizza Pie with Pepperoni and Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Olive, Chives'

... when you go into Pizza Hut and ask for a 'Splendid Pizza Pie with Pepperoni and Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Olive, Chives'

Who the hell hasn't?!

...there's always one of their cd's in the player
...you compare parts of every new band's music to something System did first
...you watch the latest news and instantly think of boom! or the intro of the Sugar video

...you watch a stupid show just to see if they are on it.

...you watch a stupid show just to see if they are on it.

-You've started talking with an armenian accent (and you're not armenian)

...you get so angry when someone talks bad about them, that you want to hit them.
...you watch a stupid show just to see if they are on it.

...you watch a stupid show just to see if they are on it.

When you show your friend your own penis, and then you start screaming "My cock is MUCH bigger than yours motha-f*cka!"

... you buy a pogo stick.
... you smile when you see the word 'system' despite it having nothing to do with the band.

today in abnormal psychology, she said toxic (i thought of toxicity), disorder (again, toxicity), and system and i all thought of them...is that sad? lol

... you can look at a page full of words and automatically notice the words 'system' and 'down'.
... you walk into your bedroom and stare at the poster of them until you leave the room.
... you can turn any conversation into a SOAD conversation.
... you want to buy a cavalry coat like the one Serj has.
... you are going to dress like one of the band members for Halloween.

... you can look at a page full of words and automatically notice the words 'system' and 'down'.
... you walk into your bedroom and stare at the poster of them until you leave the room.
... you can turn any conversation into a SOAD conversation.
... you want to buy a cavalry coat like the one Serj has.
... you are going to dress like one of the band members for Halloween.

I swear, there are only about 3 things on here that i CAN'T relate to.


- When making an important desicion you say to yourself "what would Serj do?"
-YOu'll listen to the local radio station for hours on end just waiting for -You've considered becoming part of the CIA just so you could find out if they really do have files on Soad

- Your mind goes directly into the gutter everytime you see a pogo stick.

.....whenever your on the freeway you have an irristable erge to sing Mr. Jack

.....you have every system video recorded(hehe i do except for war and spiders)

you pine to have two friends named danny and lisa

(I can relate to half the things said)

-YOu feel the need to yell "ROCK ON" every time you see someone with a soad shirt on

-You use SOAD song quotes in every day conversations (I do!)

-You've started talking with an armenian accent (and you're not armenian)

...All you order from a chinese place is Chop Suey!

-YOu feel the need to yell "ROCK ON" every time you see someone with a soad shirt on

-You use SOAD song quotes in every day conversations (I do!)

-You've started talking with an armenian accent (and you're not armenian)

you hear their songs in their sleep...(or in your head even when u havent listened to that song in a while?) happens to me ! lol...hmm lets see u think ddevil is so lovely? lol jk i have no idea

...there's always one of their cd's in the player
...you compare parts of every new band's music to something System did first
...you watch the latest news and instantly think of boom! or the intro of the Sugar video

yep, i do that!

if i meet someone, the first thing i always say is "have u heard of SOAD?"
"whats that?"
"u haven't heard of them"
"no!"
then that give u a chance to ramble on about them for like half an hour, that person gets freaked out and u lost you chance of making a new friend.
-you feel the need to buy a soad mousepad, the only problem is that mousepads are obselete due to the infrared mouses nowadays, but u still feel u must buy one

...you switch the tv channels every 3 minutes to see if they are playing a music video...(me)
...you see the word "system" then you think of them...(me)
...you think about them during school and look at the clock waiting for it to be 3:00 so you can go home and listen to them...(me)

man, as soon as i say "oh man, u know soad, well......."
my friends are like "OH NO NOT AGIAN!
or "here we go again"

...you don't wear any SOAD merchandise outside, because you don't want anyone to tell you that they think the suck (because that makes me really mad).

Darontotallyrocks wrote:
People always yell at me, hey soad suck, but you just have to give as good back!

Thats good advice, but their comments stick with me almost all day. For instance, my friend told me that they broke up, I knew they didn't but, I still had a doubt. I know I am a loser.

....you get pissed when someone calles them system of THE down
.....when you write SOAD on everything you can get your hands on(even if you dont know your doing it)

.....u kiked the tv wen eminem started slaggin shavo off (me if any1 saw that and u luv shavo u wud neva listen 2 his music again, i neva likd it n e way)

- When making an important desicion you say to yourself "what would Serj do?"

... the only stuff you download is related to System of a Down.
... you force friends and family to listen to their CDs and watch their videos.
... you periodically think of what the band is doing at that moment in time.
... you create a list of things you have in common with them.

...there's always one of their cd's in the player
...you compare parts of every new band's music to something System did first
...you watch the latest news and instantly think of boom! or the intro of the Sugar video

.....when you write fan fictions (on fandomination.net) about Daron being obnoxious, Serj being all-knowing, Shavo being a weirdo and John being the cute, quiet one... and you get disapointed when you meet them and they aren't like that at all....
(I have yet to meet them but I know they can't be like I imagine them.)

... you start singing one of the songs out loud in class when its dead silent (it's very embarrassing when i do this)

when u have no draw space for your preppy crap because they are filled with soad

when u have more than the normal 4 soad cd's

ps strung, i have noooooo stores up here, i buy everything on the internet, so i don't have a hat, i have 4 posters, live concert vids and dvds and various other crud but omg i wish i could have a store like that

You know that you have listened too much to SOAD when...

... you change your last name so it ends on -ian.

I was watching Dr. Phil today, and he said that most people who are addicted to celebrities are just bored. I guess I live a pretty boring life, but I don't know. Do you guys agree?

...When every conversation somehow turnes into a SOAD song.. "Yeah so i woke up this morning and..." "DID YOU GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LIL MAKEUP?!"... and then everyone stares at you...
~WOLF~

Heh... when instead of singing along with the lyrics, you sing out the music, every little sound, right on key!
Badaba.. ba... balalalalalala luhlala... badubaduba duba la la la... la la la la la la la la la la... oooh oooh!

~WOLF~

- You have to draw pics and make paintings from every other soad song. (I do)

- You need to listen to their songs so you can concentrate when you draw. (I do)


- You don't want mortals (Everyone but me and my friends) listening to your cds.

- When you are all by yourself you start sing: "Such a lonely day .... And it’s mine...." (I do)

- You can see each song through your head like a storybook (I can)

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Just starting a funny thread..

You know that you have listened too much to Soad when...

...You don't eat the fish at the dinner table
...You feel like you've been cheating on somebody when you buy a record with another band
...You wear a t-shirt with the text: "I'm saving myself for Daron Malakian" (or another member)
...You don't watch tv anymore, you watch soadfans.com
...You'r goal in life is to give birth to five kids and name them Serj, Daron, Shavo and John (doesn't matter if they are boys or girls )
...You start dreaming at night about people on this forum

Finish the sentence: You know that you have listened too much to Soad when...

you constantly sing banana banana taracotta pie all the time. (i do it 2 pizz every 1 off.. and it works*)

...you spend more money on them than any of your family members and friends combined...you would rather stay home and listen their CDs than almost anything else.
...you get so angry when someone talks bad about them, that you want to hit them....you love them more than most people you know.
...you watch a stupid show just to see if they are on it.

When you find yourself humming roullete in the middle of a large group of silent people

....your two children (ages 5 and 2) can hear a song and in 15 seconds identify it as SOAD, shout "SYSTEM!" at the top of their lungs and start moshing around the living room.
....the same kids can also see the first few seconds of a SOAD video, again identify it as SOAD, shout "SYSTEM!" and plop their little butts on the floor 3 inches away from the TV screen and watch enraptured.

Ah, yes.....the indoctrination of my children is coming along nicely.....
(and they can "throw the goat" on command too!)

....and the last thing you see at night befor you go to bed is your soad and you say good night to them

....when you kiss a poster on your bedroom wall everyday
.....when you tell your poster of the band that you love them everyday
.....when you say "hello" and "goodbye" or "see ya later" to them everyday

lmao

...you spend more money on them than any of your family members and friends combined.
...you would rather stay home and listen their CDs than almost anything else.
...you get so angry when someone talks bad about them, that you want to hit them.
...you love them more than most people you know.
...you watch a stupid show just to see if they are on it.

When you find yourself humming roullete in the middle of a large group of silent people

haha i totally can relate to the first one. i got toxicity in my car and the self titled in my cd player the last 2 i dont though hehe

I swear, there are only about 3 things on here that i CAN'T relate to.


- When making an important desicion you say to yourself "what would Serj do?"
-YOu'll listen to the local radio station for hours on end just waiting for them to play and soad song (even though you could just listen to it on cd..... it's somehow not the same though)
-you burst out laughing every time you meet someone named Jack
-You constantly pester your friends to listen to soad
-You've considered becoming a jet pilot just so you could smile when you fly over a bay
-You've considered becoming part of the CIA just so you could find out if they really do have files on soad

This is a great thread...