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Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 11:12 AM
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Location: Switzerland! With alll the pretty cows! And nice chocolate! And cheese!
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My eighth thread! Yay! Or maybe it's ninth...anyway here are my others:
http://www.soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-12385.htm-Sugar
http://soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-12412.htm-Needles
http://soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-12584.htm-Tentative
http://soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-13008.htm-Spiders
http://soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-13008.htm-Mind
http://soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-13033.htm-Highway Song
http://soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-13472.htm-Holy Mountains
WARNING: This content could be seen as racist or discriminative, as it sides with Armenians when it comes to believing in the Armenian Genocide. If you are Turkish, you probably believe in it, or you wouldn’t be on this site, but if you have undeniably strong beliefs about what’s true, then don’t read this. If you have beliefs but aren’t going to start an argument about it, then okay, stay, read, enjoy 
Okay now this song is possibly my weirdest one yet. Things have changed this time, and the Armenians are taking revenge on the Turks , but their methods of getting it are a bit strange; in Turkey’s biggest shopping center, Armenian soldiers have gone into one of the escalator’s control box and switched it so the conveyor belt goes the other way! This way, when hurried businessmen and women walk down the escalators, they trip and fall the whole way down, breaking bones, and sometimes killing themselves! Soon enough, all of Turkey would have fallen down this escalator and they will all be dead! MOUHAHAHAHAA!!!
"Elimination
Why
Die
Walk down"
Firstly, this theory has many different people talking, so at the beginning of each section I will explain who’s talking. So here, the Armenian leader (Serj ) is watching the escalator, talking to himself. He wants to eliminate, they are going to ask him why, but he just wants them to die. Then he screams WALK DOWN as the first person approaches the escalator.
"A whole race genocide,
Taken away all of our pride,
A whole race genocide,
Taken away,"
So now Serj is talking to himself again, saying about why he’s doing this. The Armenian Genocide took away all of their pride, it destroyed Armenia in a way.
"Watch them all fall down.
Revolution, the only solution,
The armed response of an entire nation,
Revolution, the only solution,
We’ve taken all your shit, now it’s time for restitution."
So then Serj’s Number Two, Daron, puts on an evil smile, and screams WATCH THEM ALL FALL DOWN as they see their first victim fall, and crack his skull open. Oh and by the way Serj and Daron are watching this through a two-way mirror, so no-one can see that they’re watching. Then, Serj remembers when his chief scientist, Shavo, was telling them what they should do to get revenge. "The revolution of the escalator is the only way we can do this, it's our response to all the shit those Turks gave us" he says, but because Serj is being Serj he hears it as a load of poetic mumble jumble 
"Recognition, restoration, reparation,
Recognition, restoration, reparation,"
A friendly little fat Turkish technician comes in, trying to recognize the problem, restore and repair the escalator. For some reason he cannot fix it, so he walks off, leaving the deaths to continue 
"The plan was mastered and called genocide (never want to see you around)
Took all the children and then we died, (never want to see you around)
The few that remained were never found, (never want to see you around)
All in a system of down......down.....down.......down........walk down..........."
This is one of injured men lying covered in blood at the foot of the escalator, admitting to the Armenian Genocide; they took all the children, but then it was the Turks who ended up dying more. Just because of a bloody broken escalator. Anyone who survived the escalator incident were never found, because they would be buried under an immense heap of dead bodies, waiting for their inevitable death. And it was all because of a system, the system of the escalator, which they all fell down.
Well that's another theory done, hope you enjoyed it, thanks for reading, please reply!
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Last edited by DaronMalakian=God on Aug 26, 2006 - 05:59 PM; edited 1 time in total
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 11:59 AM
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Ok, so Serj and Daron are leaders, Shavo is chief scientist, but where is John? once again John is forgotten!
Ill never use escalator, because of your theory!  |
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 12:45 PM
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| Ooh sorry, forgot about John, well John is Head of Armenian Economics but he got really drunk that day and walked down the escalator himself. Poor guy, didn't stand a chance. His funeral is next wednesday. |
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 02:04 PM
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ddevil
Joined: Jun 28, 2006
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!
this is the wierdest, funniest thread you have made!
this is great! serj, daron and shavo KILLING the innocent shopping center people! odd... |
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 02:19 PM
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DaronMalakian=God wrote:
Ooh sorry, forgot about John, well John is Head of Armenian Economics but he got really drunk that day and walked down the escalator himself. Poor guy, didn't stand a chance. His funeral is next wednesday.
You killed John!!  Bastard!  |
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 03:18 PM
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Ego Brain
Joined: Jul 23, 2006
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i can't believe you killed john!!! i love john!!!! oh, but i do like your interpretation of pluck! very interesting mind you have there!  |
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 05:10 PM
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| You have really interesting ideas this one's funny. |
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 05:18 PM
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Dart
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| you have the funniest theorys ever Tom. |
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 05:48 PM
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| nice one, funny 2, good job |
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 05:49 PM
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ddevil
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| >>>L<<<<< >>>>>>O<<<<<<<< >>>>>>L<<<<<<< =D |
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006 - 08:19 PM
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Joined: May 09, 2006
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you know what? i've figured something out... you're a member of the band! you have to be! you wrote the songs didnt you!?
haha, seriously, that is the most original thing i've seen for a while, well done! |
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