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Posted: Jun 07, 2008 - 01:02 PM
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Needle
Joined: Oct 29, 2006
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Location: the shell of a hermit crab
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The introducing songs of the old TV-series "Tropical Heat " and "Rock´nRoll Daddy"  |
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Posted: Jun 07, 2008 - 02:11 PM
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ddevil
Joined: Mar 05, 2008
Posts: 1139
Location: In a Bubble Jungle
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Well in the 8th grade my student teacher gave me a live blink-182 cd. So I have songs called...
"You shave your ass"
"FUCK WIPING"
"Santa Will Rape Your Dogs"
Ok here's how "I know a guy" goes...
I know a guy
He has sex with his sister
He used his dick to pop her
4 foot blister
and i know it's not that cool
he fucked her in my swimming pool
he's get 3 testicles
and he....he LIKES TO DO SHIT!
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Posted: Jun 08, 2008 - 01:33 AM
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ddevil
Joined: Jun 24, 2006
Posts: 1371
Location: affording a new sky in LA
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I didn't even read your whole post and it's already funny
Asshole by Denis Leary
[Spoken]
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Naaaah!
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
[Spoken]
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.
[Spoken]
Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...
(Hey)
and Lee Marvin
(Hey)
and Sam Pekinpah
(Hey)
And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E
[Barking]
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Oooh Oooh
[Spoken]
I'm an asshole and proud of it! |
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Posted: Jun 09, 2008 - 03:10 PM
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Joined: Apr 06, 2008
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Location: Lebanon
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Supersize Me , from the documentary Supersize Me
it's basically a hip hop song about a guy that eats too much McDonalds and has problems
it's unique |
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Posted: Jun 09, 2008 - 05:30 PM
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ddevil
Joined: Jun 24, 2006
Posts: 1371
Location: affording a new sky in LA
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^Oh I remeber that song...it starts up at the beginning of the movie, right?
Speaking of which, my Pilates teacher was teaching s some stretches and her cell phone went off..."MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT! "
I find that a bit ironic... |
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Posted: Jun 09, 2008 - 07:14 PM
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I don't remember the start , but what I do know is that it is in the credits
yeah , I've heard that one , it's uh . . . special ? |
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To conquer by sheer force is becoming harder and harder every day. Defensive is getting continuously the advantage of offensive, as we progress in the satanic science of destruction
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Posted: Jun 09, 2008 - 07:21 PM
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Marmalade
Joined: Jan 26, 2008
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i have 'lets duet' by dewey cox.
Cox: Hello Darlene.
Darlene: Hello, Mr. Cox.
Cox: Are you ready to sing one?
Darlene: I'm always ready.
Cox: Alright. In my dreams you're blowing me…Some kisses.
Darlene: That's one of my favorite things to do.
Cox: You and I could go down…In history.
Darlene: That's what I'm praying to do with you.
Together: Let's duet, in ways that make us feel good. Lets duet, and make that sacred sound, put two and two
together,perfect harmony we found. We know it's only natural, lets duet!
Cox: I'm going to beat off…All my demons.
Darlene: That's what loving Jesus' all about.
Cox: Looking in your eyes, I start believing.
Darlene: Lets bring this whisper to shout.
Together: Lets Duet. In ways that make us feel good. Lets duet, and make that sacred sound. Put two and two together,
perfect harmony we found. We know its only natural. Lets duet.
Cox: Did i hear you sighing?
Darlene: What are you implying?
Cox: Look a little tired.
Darlene: Music's got me wired.
Cox: Pretty good looking
Darlene: Boy we're really cooking
Together: Now!
Cox: I just want to make out…What you're saying.
Darlene: Read my lips. Its what you're looking for.
Cox: Here I am a sneaking... behind ya.
Darlene: You can always come in my backdoor.
Together: Lets Duet. In ways that make us feel good. Lets duet, and make that sacred sound. Put two and two together,
perfect harmony we found. We know its only natural. Of course its only natural. God knows its only natural. Lets duet.
its supposed like theyre saying 'lets do it'... =p |
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Posted: Jun 09, 2008 - 07:28 PM
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| I've never seen the movie , but at least Jack White is in it as Elvis , booya ! |
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Posted: Jun 09, 2008 - 07:41 PM
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ddevil
Joined: Jun 24, 2006
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Location: affording a new sky in LA
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Ahhh love that movie...my favorite part is when he drops acid  |
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Posted: Jun 09, 2008 - 07:49 PM
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Marmalade
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Posted: Jun 09, 2008 - 10:40 PM
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ddevil
Joined: Jun 24, 2006
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Location: affording a new sky in LA
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^shaw
Like when he meets all his kids and one's half asian half black..." Are you sure you're one of mine?"
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We're not writing songs for the radio, we're not writing our songs for MTV or your channel. We're writing songs for ourselves..
-- Daron
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