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Posted: Feb 04, 2008 - 06:32 AM
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Almost Member
Joined: Aug 03, 2007
Posts: 68
Location: Sitting in my room with a needle in my hand, and a bag of Doritos in the other.
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It's really simple, The person above you writes a pickup-line
and, as though they are extremely repulsive, you completly blow them off.
In example:
Bael; "Mmmm, Chocolate!" (Licks lips.)
You: "F*** off creep!"
But try and be more creative.
(Brakets optional, as some pickup-lines are visual.)
So
"Mind if I freshen the moment?" (holds up a pack of mentos.) |
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Not that you care,
But just in case.
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Posted: Feb 04, 2008 - 05:43 PM
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Ego Brain
Joined: Apr 26, 2006
Posts: 580
Location: O'Fallon, MO
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| "sure i don't mind" (looking at the person smiling) |
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thnx mezmerize_b for my sig!
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Posted: Feb 07, 2008 - 04:00 PM
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Member
Joined: Nov 23, 2007
Posts: 349
Location: Im a computer lab!
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| Do we just say anything? |
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 <--Made it on Paint. The words won't mean anything to you, I don't think, but it's the eye of my second favorite character from my story...
And that's all... 
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Posted: Feb 08, 2008 - 03:19 AM
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Almost Member
Joined: Aug 03, 2007
Posts: 68
Location: Sitting in my room with a needle in my hand, and a bag of Doritos in the other.
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It's more of a rejection thing.
Yea, I just like abuse. |
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Not that you care,
But just in case.
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Posted: Feb 10, 2008 - 02:27 AM
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Cigaro
Joined: Oct 18, 2006
Posts: 2841
Location: Michigan
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Its not rape, its suprise sex! Now come here baby!
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Add me on AIM, i don't bite^^
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Posted: Feb 12, 2008 - 02:53 AM
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ddevil
Joined: Jun 24, 2006
Posts: 1385
Location: affording a new sky in LA
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| (in head) he didn't want to use a condom, but I didn't tell him I have herpes...muahahahahahah!!!!! |
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Posted: Feb 24, 2008 - 09:17 PM
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Spider
Joined: Jul 05, 2006
Posts: 371
Location: Wherever i may roam
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| ^ the"Its not rape, its suprise sex! Now come here baby! "" guy: the hell with condoms what could she have worst than HIV? |
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if u r Lebanese and proud u don't have to copy and paste this into your signature, u ll be noticed.
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Posted: Mar 24, 2008 - 08:18 PM
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Sugar
Joined: Feb 09, 2006
Posts: 3931
Location: In The Pantry, With Your Cupcakes
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Oh! I have a good pickup line that's been used on me that is my herro.
"I wish I was nothing so that you'd do me." |
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(\_ /) "I would like a 'bunny'."
(O.o) "What kind of 'bunny?' A semi-automatic 'bunny' or a handheld 'bunny'?"
(> <) "Whichever 'BUNNY' you think is better for shooting a guy in the head!"
(sig: Mel // avatar: Matt)
We all deserve to die.
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 - 12:24 AM
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suspended
Joined: May 21, 2006
Posts: 639
Location: Your Little Brother's Bedroom
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A good kick to the nutsack ALWAYS does the trick. ALWAYS.
"Hey I think we have met be-" POW
"Wow, how do you fit so much ass in those pants, you should take em-" POW
"Want to buy some girl scout cookies, Mi-" POW
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 - 08:45 AM
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Spider
Joined: May 26, 2007
Posts: 436
Location: O'Malley's Alley
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| if i could re-arange the alphabet, i'd touch yo' panties! |
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 - 05:20 PM
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ddevil
Joined: Mar 05, 2008
Posts: 1191
Location: In a Bubble Jungle
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| I honestly think responding makes things WORSE.... |
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