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Posted: Feb 06, 2008 - 08:38 PM
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Spider
Joined: Oct 16, 2006
Posts: 528
Location: Warwickshire, England
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Hark! It be the kitten of almighty doom. NAY! I shall not submit to his fluffy paw of power.
Yes. That is a scene from Macbeth. But it will surely come true soon. The kittens are going to take over!
Proof?
1. Have you ever seen a kitten lying down, paws stretched out, mouth half-open and eyes squinting, looking more comfortable than any animal in this world could possibly ever hope to be?
Well this is a sign that they are adapting and playing on our emotions! Yes. You say 'aww' but thats when you let your guard down!
2. Ever found a trail of feathers outside your bedroom door whne you wake up? You follow them until you find the carcess of a small bird. Your reaction may be of disgust.. but it should be of horror! because really, your kitten has just done something much worse than that.. he is just covering up what he has done by diverting your attention to a small bird. Why would a kitten kill a small bird? It isn't worthy of his time.. Kittens are really after bigger fish (excuse my pun). They really seek.. presidency over the whole world! :O!!!
Post more kitten theories. We shall not let them rule us. Or we shall be forced to smite our cuddly overlords. Get the word out! |
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I <3 you..
Thanks for the signature, darling <3 (made by Lady_Dolmayan_90)
For the benefit of Mr. Kite..
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Posted: Feb 07, 2008 - 03:14 PM
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Cigaro
Joined: Oct 18, 2006
Posts: 2840
Location: Michigan
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| My cat always lays on his back with his belly out and everytime my mom pets him he bites her, she just seems to fall for it every time. |
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Add me on AIM, i don't bite^^
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Posted: Feb 07, 2008 - 06:14 PM
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ddevil
Joined: Feb 22, 2006
Posts: 1134
Location: Looking for strange
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Posted: Feb 07, 2008 - 08:31 PM
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Marmalade
Joined: Jul 05, 2006
Posts: 2165
Location: In the forest of denial.
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Kitteh's join together in unions when you let them outside.
They also play kitteh soccer. |
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Armenians unite, copy this into your signature if you're Armenian!
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Posted: Feb 08, 2008 - 01:43 AM
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Cigaro
Joined: Oct 18, 2006
Posts: 2840
Location: Michigan
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redsoxmb545 wrote:
Kitteh's join together in unions when you let them outside.
One reason i keep mine as an indoor kitty. |
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Add me on AIM, i don't bite^^
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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 - 07:09 PM
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Marmalade
Joined: Jan 26, 2008
Posts: 2107
Location: nowhere
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| When you look away, kittens steal your pepsi. O_O never look away from the pepsi... |
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Posted: Feb 12, 2008 - 09:49 AM
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Dart
Joined: Oct 14, 2007
Posts: 894
Location: Riding on the Metro
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| When you look away,they steal your food.Especially my pancakes! o_O |
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Future belongs to people who believe in beauty of their dreams..
Love is like a roulette,you often lose,but you keep playing it over and over..
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Posted: Feb 12, 2008 - 08:41 PM
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Marmalade
Joined: Jul 05, 2006
Posts: 2165
Location: In the forest of denial.
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| I looked away once, and when I looked back, kitteh was licking my pizza! |
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Armenians unite, copy this into your signature if you're Armenian!
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Posted: Feb 15, 2008 - 11:05 AM
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Dart
Joined: Oct 14, 2007
Posts: 894
Location: Riding on the Metro
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Mine is even eating soup.. He's not normal,he also sleeps on my desk,next to my keyboard,sometimes on my piano and every other strange place he can find in the house..  |
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Future belongs to people who believe in beauty of their dreams..
Love is like a roulette,you often lose,but you keep playing it over and over..
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Posted: Feb 15, 2008 - 08:32 PM
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Marmalade
Joined: Oct 27, 2007
Posts: 2066
Location: here and there, you know like...whatever
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next to your keyboard? lucky you  mine sleep ON the keyboard xD i mostly cant be at the forums at that time  |
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Posted: Feb 16, 2008 - 12:03 AM
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Dart
Joined: Dec 08, 2007
Posts: 839
Location: Shooting up your world
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| My cat jumps on the keyboard every time I'm 'round here - as if he meant, "Don't waste yr time , babe, you gotta look at ME!" |
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Thanx Elyyyyy!
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