| Author |
Message |
|
|
Posted: Jun 26, 2008 - 05:03 AM
|
|
suspended
Joined: May 21, 2006
Posts: 639
Location: Your Little Brother's Bedroom
|
|
The Story to END ALL Stories!
Starring:
Pickle Party – Anna
Rainbows_are_gay – Cassidy
Bounce! – Deanna
And Serj Tankian.
**********************************************************
“So……” Anna sighed and ran her hands through her hair, looking out the window of her 1956 Lincoln Town Car at the many sights of California. “Fuck this place is nice…”
Deanna laughed, “Too bad we won’t be seeing much of it…You really think we should do this…?” Anna smiled at her through the rearview mirror, nodding silently. “Is Cassidy awake?”. Her question prompted immediate action from Deanna, who quickly sprung into action, bitchslapping Cassidy awake.
“FUCK. Stop! Goddamnit!” Cassidy rubbed her forehead, which was now ripe with red marks. “Bitch!” Deanna stuck her tongue out at Cassidy as a response, forcing some laughter from the driver.
“That was the best response ever, wasn’t it, Cas?” The ex-sleeping baby in the back snorted in laughter, “yeah, just a regular great debater, aren’t you, De?”.
“Fuck you too” Deanna casually flipped both Anna and Cassidy off in one swift movement; the other two girls could not help but laugh, “Just fucking drive!” Deanna slammed her fist on the dashboard. “WATCH my baby!” Anna screamed in protest at the horrendous abuse of her dashboard.
The three girls had been driving for almost 48 hours straight, stopping occasionally to grab some food, booze, boys or gas. “Speaking of your BABY. How many times did this thing need a refill? About 40 times in 2 days?” Deanna flicked the rearview mirror with her finger, “touch my car again and you will never see Glendale, now where is the fucking turnoff?”
Cassidy directed the fuming driver to an exit sign a mile or so down the road.
“I am fucking hungry!” Cassidy reminded Anna that she had not eaten in a few hours. “I gave you a chance to eat an hour ago!” Anna looked through her rear view mirror, “YOU TOOK ME TO A BBQ HOUSE! I am a vegetarian!!!” Anna did not say anything, but she pulled the car over just before the exit off to Glendale.
Getting out, she climbed into the backseat and proceeded to beat the living shit out of Cassidy, all while Deanna quickly grabbed the camera and mumbled something about Youtube.
About 5 minutes later, the beating had subsided and the car was back on track to their destination, Anna eventually agreed to let Cassidy eat some grass from a swamp (or rather be force fed) on their way over to the small city. An hour into their highway stretch, the group stopped at a gas bar to get some fuel and directions to a particular address on a particular street in a particular part of the city.
Cassidy sipped on her slushi and ate the egg salad sandwich she had gotten inside, handing a new bought map to Anna, “That has the streets on it…”
Anna lay the street map out on the hood of her car, “Ok… There…” She pointed to a small, short crescent backset in the city. “I figure we got another hour or so.” Anna folded the map up and pushed it into her pocket.
Deanna snickered and took a bite of her chocolate bar, “This is going to be fuuun.”.
“I have not a doubt in my mind, De… Not a doubt….”
The car pulled away fro the gas bar and hit the highway once more; suddenly an hour did not seem so long to the three ladies, who all had an equally serious, yet sadistic smile on their faces.
“What would we do first?” Deanna broke the silence. “Just let me handle the beginning, and you can jump in and have fun after I am done subduing him.” Cassidly put her head on Anna’s right shoulder from the backseat, “aww, Miss Big Tough Gal is going to SUBDUE him!” Cassidy shut up and moved into the third section of the car when a rather evil eye was directed at her from the front seat.
Deanna shivered, “I am so excited I can barely breathe!” Anna sighed, “Die now please, out here there are a lot of places to dump your stupid ass, when we hit city everyone will be watching.” Cassidy snorted and tapped Deanna with jest on the head.
“Shuttup and Drive, clown.” Deanna rolled her eyes and rolled down her window, smelling the fresh breeze, and basking in the sights of the city in front of them. “It is nice out here.. We should buy a place out here someday.” Cassidy laid back on the seat, “That would be nice. On the BEACH!” Anna smiled, “If it isn’t a Victorian house with a 20 car garage, I don’t want it.”
“You must LOVE spending money on Gas, don’t you Anna? You and your big ass cars…” Deanna flipped her sandals off and stuck her leg out the window, lying back on the reclined seat, “refine that sentence to PIMP cars.”
Cassidly laughed behind a baseball cap flipped over her face, “Pimp?” Anna nodded, not taking her eyes of the road, “Player In a Management Profession. Pimp.”
“We’ll see what you got after this…” Deanna stretched, “wake me up when we are outside his house.” After getting the OK from Anna, both the girls fell asleep….
Anna sat in her seat, barely blinking as she took all the carefully directed streets down the beautiful Glendale front. She hissed when she bit too much of the inside of her lip, causing it to bleed a bit, tasting the metallic liquid in her mouth. Nervous habit, she thought.
Not before stopping to get a few coffees, Anna confirmed her directions with a streetwalker, and slowly made her way to Adelaide Crescent. This was going to be a night to remember…
Cassidy and Deanna woke up to a dark car, a highly caffeinated Anna, and a calm, suburban street at the brink of dusk.
Deanna quickly got up in her seat, looking out Anna’s window, “Is that his?” She pointed at a not too big, but not too small country-looking house. And watched Anna nod slowly.
“Oh wow. Ok. Are you sure?” Cassidy smiled and watched as the light coming from the large picture window dimmed, and what looked like a TV was the only thing on. “GODDAMNIT, I am so excited!”
Anna licked her lips, “I suppose if you want Vegetarian food, you can hit his cupboards up while I…” Cassidy cut her off, “SUBDUE him?... DON’T HIT ME!” Cassidy raised her arms in front of her face just before Anna raised her arm and contemplated the beating, turning around after deciding it was best to leave it.
“Ok… Wait another hour…. When that TV goes off, we go in. Does anyone want to run and grab coffee?” Deanna nodded, “Where?” Anna pointed to a small café on the street corner that seemed open.
“Take this, get us coffee….” Anna handed the blond her wallet. Cassidy asked for a bag of chips and then watched Deanna trot down the street to a more populated road at the end of a long suburban stretch. A few moments later, she spoke up.
“Ok… But really…What is going to be the plan of action?”
Anna wiped her eyebrow of a bit of sweat, “Well I figured I would just go in…” She held up a lockpick she kept in her jacket pocket.
Cassidy smiled and nodded, “Then what?” Anna cracked her neck, “Well… He would be in bed, so I would –“ At that moment Deanna entered the car, coffeeless. “Where is my coffee?” the girls whined in unison, “Closed... Wouldn’t serve me.”
“THERE!” Cassidy pointed at the house, the TV was off…..
Anna gave Cassidy the key to the trunk and the girls piled out of the car. Anna inhaling the breeze then looking around at the silent street before walking towards the house calmly. Cassidy and Deanna produced 4 large black suitcases from the trunk before joining Anna walking up the driveway and into the back of the house where there was bound to be a quieter entrance.
The girls made less noise then a mouse while creeping up the wooden staircase to the back entrance to the house. The three stood at the door.. Silent, almost as if waiting for something. The lock pick came from Anna’s jacket once more and softly poked its way into the key hole.
Getting on her knees, Anna slowly flicked the pick back and forth until a, louder then not, CLICK was heard. “Ok.” Cassidy put down her two suitcases and pulled some leather gloves from her coat pocket, handing them to the kneeling woman.
Anna slipped the black gloves on and softly grasped the doorknob with the ends of her fingers, twisting it in soft, separated motions then pushing the large wood door off the lock, but getting up and waiting for a moment before pushing the door open a bit more.
A warm air emitted from the house, and the three girls stepped inside slowly, looking at the room they were in, which looked like a pantry or kitchen entrance.
Deanna was the last one in, so she closed the door quietly and made sure the blinds were closed in the kitchen before switching the light on.
“Okay… Where do you want this?” She whispered to Anna, pointing at the suitcases, “Find the dining room, leave them there, and make sure all the blinds are closed...” And she went to follow her instructions, taking Cassidy’s cases with her.
“What about me?” Cassidy looked at Anna, “Make us some coffee…” Anna smiled, and proceeded to walk through the clean, uptight house, making sure the bedroom was not downstairs.
“Sure fine... leave me with the bitch jobs…” Cassidy mumbled while searching for filters in the cupboards.
“He is upstairs… That is where I am going...” Anna pointed above her to Deanna, who nodded in response, clearing the dining room grand table of its decorations.
Anna walked slowly up the carpeted stairs, amazed at how everything was just working out today. Everything had been totally silent for them; everything had been totally open and ready for them. All they needed was to follow-through, and that too came with ease.
Almost a small giggle escaped her lips when she saw the only door upstairs led to the bedroom.
“Serj…. Here I come….”
*********************************************
CHAPTER ONE Of most likely 3 Chapters.
This story is dedicated to ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
~PP |
Last edited by Pickle-Party on Jun 27, 2008 - 05:19 AM; edited 1 time in total
|
| |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
Posted: Jun 26, 2008 - 05:07 AM
|
|
Marmalade
Joined: Jan 26, 2008
Posts: 2129
Location: nowhere
|
|
AHHH!
I DONT EAT EGGS >.<
lol
 |
_________________
WTF.
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Jun 26, 2008 - 05:09 AM
|
|
ddevil
Joined: Mar 05, 2008
Posts: 1188
Location: In a Bubble Jungle
|
|
I. LOVE. YOU.
This is AMAZINGLY SEXY. |
_________________
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Jun 26, 2008 - 05:11 AM
|
|
suspended
Joined: May 21, 2006
Posts: 639
Location: Your Little Brother's Bedroom
|
|
|
rainbows_are_gay wrote:
AHHH!
I DONT EAT EGGS >.<
lol
The first chapter is boring, the next one will be SO MUCH MORE FUN! |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Jun 26, 2008 - 05:12 AM
|
|
Marmalade
Joined: Jan 26, 2008
Posts: 2129
Location: nowhere
|
|
YES. THIS.. IS A-FUCKING-MAZING.
but could you edit that to chips or something.
im a lacto-vegetarian. i dont eat chicken fetus
AND WHY DO I GET BITCH JOBS?! |
_________________
WTF.
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Jun 26, 2008 - 05:16 AM
|
|
suspended
Joined: May 21, 2006
Posts: 639
Location: Your Little Brother's Bedroom
|
|
Eggs are not chicken fetus until they are fertilized. Those eggs are never fertilized, thus there is no potential for even a baby chicken.
Pwned.
You get bitch jobs NOW. Because you are a vegetarian!
The meat eaters need to do the BIG strong people work!
lol |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Jun 26, 2008 - 05:17 AM
|
|
suspended
Joined: May 21, 2006
Posts: 639
Location: Your Little Brother's Bedroom
|
|
| *Just like when we have our period we are bleeding our eggs. Are those fetus? lol. No. Because they are not fertilized. |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Jun 26, 2008 - 05:17 AM
|
|
ddevil
Joined: Mar 05, 2008
Posts: 1188
Location: In a Bubble Jungle
|
|
| MEAT EATERS GET TO HAVE MORE SEX WITH SERJ, WE ARE STRONGER. |
_________________
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Jun 26, 2008 - 05:18 AM
|
|
Marmalade
Joined: Jan 26, 2008
Posts: 2129
Location: nowhere
|
|
so, i still dont eat it 
but yeah, I LOVE IT.
when do you think the next part will be posted? |
_________________
WTF.
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Jun 26, 2008 - 05:19 AM
|
|
suspended
Joined: May 21, 2006
Posts: 639
Location: Your Little Brother's Bedroom
|
|
BUT YOU DONT HAVE THE FACTS. And that is what kills me.
You get pwned over and over and over.
But the next part should be up within the next hour |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Jun 26, 2008 - 05:20 AM
|
|
ddevil
Joined: Mar 05, 2008
Posts: 1188
Location: In a Bubble Jungle
|
|
Soon?
BED. SOON. NEED. MORE. |
_________________
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
People that aren't from Hollywood have that Hollywood attitude. People that are from Hollywood can read through that Hollywood attitude, like a book, and we try so hard not to be that way
-- Serj
|
|
FAQ
Search
Register
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
