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The.Harlots.Roulette
Posted: Jul 02, 2008 - 05:44 PM  Post
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what if the state of california breaks and drifts off into the ocean, it's inhabitants completely unharmed? it will be an island paradise for stoners and gays!

imagine....


I'd move there. The Republic of Homostonia! But it does sound like a good plot. Next: get all the black people and hispanics over there (free chicken, job openings, and housing) and then they can set off well placed bombs along the fault line and drill down and plant bombs in the holes and hope for the best.

Whoops. Did I just plot an evil scheme?

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Posted: Jul 02, 2008 - 05:47 PM  Post
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That would be stupid having 49 states, thats just a stupid number


don´t worry..they´ll find another state to add ...maybe the Virgin Islands...

hey..when Serj tankian is president of that independent California,they can take Daron as
the Secretary for Public Health !!
 
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Posted: Jul 05, 2008 - 09:45 PM  Post
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the revolution , it begins . . .

the birth of GAYSTONE ISLAND begins !

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Posted: Jul 06, 2008 - 12:10 AM  Post
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^i smell a war between usa and gaystone serj vs bush! or mccain/obama
 
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Posted: Jul 06, 2008 - 12:17 AM  Post
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what if the state of california breaks and drifts off into the ocean, it's inhabitants completely unharmed? it will be an island paradise for stoners and gays!



fuck gays...they're all going to hell when they die anyways. let them get gonoreah and burn in hell and in urination.

the only reason weed isn't legal is because they can't tax us for it. So, whenever that gets sorted out and becomes legal, California won't be so cool after all...all they'll have is a bunch of gays and STD's...Hooray california..

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Posted: Jul 06, 2008 - 04:32 AM  Post
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This gave me a well needed laugh!

And yea if Cali drifted off so would Serj Daron and Shavo.
Then we'd only have John left, good for him tho cuz he usually gets the least attention out of the guys Laughing

Then maybe John'll come out with a solo album lol!

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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 12:42 PM  Post
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It wouldn't be the toxiticty forum without a conspiracy thread somewhere at the top. But this one made me laugh a bit Smile

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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 12:55 PM  Post
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OMG.......... maybe. Before I completed reading what you said, I put two and two together and I think you're a genius. Daron, Serj, Shavo, and John don't live in the area that's going to break off, do they?

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how does that explain the deaths of all those civilians on the plane then morons?


..well going with conspiracy theories, maybe people were paid by the government to pretend to morn... OR maybe the death of innocent lives, in the government's eyes, was all part of the plan to make everything look more authentic and they needed to die so the government could cover up what the need to cover up.......... (hey don't get angry at me, get angry at the government... and I'm not saying this is the truth)

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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 02:45 PM  Post
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wow...... I didn't think this thread would get to two pages

personaly, I prefer homostonia to gaystone islanld, you guys are funny!

SystemofaDownisHot wrote:
OMG.......... maybe. Before I completed reading what you said, I put two and two together and I think you're a genius. Daron, Serj, Shavo, and John don't live in the area that's going to break off, do they?


.....thanks.... Embarassed

I have no clue where Shavo lives, Serj is supposed to be in New Zealand, and I think Darron and John are somewhere in the states......... or tuoring europe......... or something...........

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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 10:13 PM  Post
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NO!!!

I live here, in California, and its gonna sink!
I should learn how to swim huh?
There is no place for me in Homostonia, I am straight and I don't do drugs!
damnit if it breaks off and becomes a country I hope they don't discriminate XD
 
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Posted: Jul 11, 2008 - 06:32 AM  Post
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Lol, Homostonia. I'm moving to Cali. Free chicken and job openings? As long as its not KFC. I'll open a shop that sells bongs and lube and make a fortune!
 
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