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Posted: Jul 06, 2008 - 11:17 PM
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Dart
Joined: Feb 26, 2007
Posts: 1003
Location: Here not there
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Posted: Jul 06, 2008 - 11:23 PM
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Marmalade
Joined: Oct 27, 2007
Posts: 2066
Location: here and there, you know like...whatever
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lol 
Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
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Posted: Jul 06, 2008 - 11:48 PM
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Marmalade
Joined: Jan 26, 2008
Posts: 2106
Location: nowhere
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think thats immature?
i was expecting it to be "harry cu-"...oh well, you get the idea
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Posted: Jul 06, 2008 - 11:57 PM
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Needle
Joined: Sep 20, 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: In A Nonstop Disco
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LMAO! Fucking priceless!
The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 12:21 AM
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Dart
Joined: Jan 19, 2008
Posts: 872
Location: birdo birdo birdo
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lmao nice!
He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them |
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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 06:01 AM
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Spammer {Warning}
Joined: Apr 06, 2008
Posts: 1715
Location: Lebanon
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genius !!! |
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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 06:22 AM
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Dart
Joined: Jan 19, 2008
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Location: birdo birdo birdo
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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 05:33 PM
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Dart
Joined: Feb 26, 2007
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Location: Here not there
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He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them
yeah that one cracked me up even more |
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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 09:20 PM
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Dart
Joined: Jan 31, 2008
Posts: 952
Location: PC=Padded Cell
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Awesome. I always knew.
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 11:18 PM
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Spider
Joined: Mar 07, 2008
Posts: 396
Location: i'm not at liberty to say.
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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 11:39 PM
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Cigaro
Joined: May 25, 2006
Posts: 2716
Location: Bucketheadland
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LOL, that was hilarious  . |
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