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Posted: Oct 20, 2008 - 09:11 PM
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Location: Here rocking your socks off!
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"Tenacious D In the return of the Devil"
Chapter 1 - The D
Bar Owner: The next band asked me to, read this... "Caution, if you don't mind to have and explosion on your ass, stay here because they will rock your socks off..." Ladiens and gentelman, Tenacious D...
The D appeats with their Acoustic Guitars. Lee, their friend, was there too with a T-Shirt saying "Long Live the D".
Lee: Go dudes! Go!
JB: Thank you, me and KG are very happy to be here, has usual...
"A guy choughs"
JB: Well, this song was written a week ago. It's called "Explosivo".
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Song: Explosivo Year: 1997 Releasse: 2001
Climb upon my faithful steed,
Then we gonna ride,
gonna smoke some weed.
Climb upon my big-ass steed,
And ride, ride, ride.
Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about,
But it's good to go.
What's the name of my girlfriend
I don't know,
But she's built like the shit
And she's good to go, go,
She's good to go,
She's good to go.
We are fuelled by Satan,
Yes we're schooled by Satan.
Fuelled by Satan!
Writin' those tasty riffs
just as fast as we can.
Schooled by Satan!
We were the inventors
of the cosmic astral code.
We've come to blow you away,
We've come to blow your nose.
We've come to f*ckin' blow,
We've come to blow the show.
We've come to f*ckin' blow,
You know it, you know !
Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about
But it's good to riddle-ah!
[spoken]
I am not one of you. I come from an ancient time.
I am known as The Kicker of Elves. I am also known as The Angel Crusher!
Take these picks! They were build on Satan's anus!
Explosivo...
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Lee: Yeah! All right dudes! You guys rock!
All of the people there were quiet except for Lee.
JB: Thank you...
"Quiet"
JB: I said, thank...you!...
"some cheers"
JB: Let's get out of here Kage!...
KG: Yeah.
*Outside of the bar*
Lee: You guys rocked!
KG; No we didn't!
JB: Yeah! KG is right! I'm so sick of this crap! We only have a chance to play in this f**king Bar! Shit! I can't believe this! Are we that bad?!...
Lee: No no no! You guys are answome!
KG: I don't think that anymore Lee...I just can't understand it!...
JB: We should writte a new song...
KG: C'mon Jables, Explosivo it's the best thing that we can get!
JB: We only have to try to writte the best song in the world... Hey! Did you remember when we defeated Satan? What was the song that we played?
KG: I just can't remember...
Lee: Satan?... Are you guys O.K?
JB: Yeah...Satan it's a, flower. Yeah! A rare flower and we found it! Yeah...
KG: Oh yeah...Satan! The flower!...
Lee: O.K... Dudes, bye!
JB: Bye Lee!
KG: Yeah! Bye Lee!... Good one!
JB: I know! How about this song, "Satan, the flower!"
KG: Hmmmmmm...No...
JB: Yeah, I know that it sounds stupid...
KG: Let's go home.
*Next Morning*
Jables was trying to re-writte the song that he played agains Satan.
JB: Well, I can make an introduction to the song... Let's see... "Long time ago me and my brother Kyle". It sound good...
KG: What are you doing?
JB: I'm re-writting the song my amigo.
KG: You know that that's almost impossible!
JB: Well, if I think...
KG: Let's admit it...we suck!
JB: If we'd suck, we couldn't defeat Satan!
KG; Praticaly it wasn't our song that defeated him!
JB...Dude, now you heart my feelings...
KG: C'mon Jables! We can make a better song...
JB: ... I don't know... I think that it's time for the D to stop...
KG: Maybe your right...
JB: But not know. We have to give the D a chance... Let's rock this f*cking world with our rock!... It doesn't matter if we are good! It only matters if it rocks!
*Hell*
Satan: I'm sick of this shit! Anti!
Anti Christ: Yes father?...
Satan: I whant you to go to earth, and retrieve my f*cking horn!
Anti Christ: All right. Will you pay me in hell money to do that?
Satan: Alright alright! Now go!
"Quiet"
Satan: Nooooooooooo! How can this be?!!!! Quiet times in hell?!!! Nooooooo! Can you go before I... Punish you!
Anti Christ: Hmmmm...OK...
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Plz read, comment, my D Hillarious episodes are almost over because anyone read it yet  this is my "Masterpiece! please read! For all Tenacious D fans, I hope that you liked it! I will do my best!
Link to the songs:
Explosivo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H15Zq72lu3k |
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Posted: Oct 25, 2008 - 01:19 PM
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Marmalade
Joined: Dec 19, 2007
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Location: next to Serj, as you can see, hehe
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^^ O.o I have to admit, this is really... interesting. I like the part that plays in hell, its really funny  I hope youll go on with this, because I think the more you write, the more it will be understood and read |
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Posted: Oct 25, 2008 - 05:43 PM
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ddevil
Joined: Mar 05, 2008
Posts: 1375
Location: Getting high with Mr. 1 and Peanut
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| Yes I want you to write more too! |
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I LOVE YOU PEANUT.
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Posted: Oct 25, 2008 - 05:55 PM
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Spider
Joined: Mar 08, 2007
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Location: Here rocking your socks off!
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thanx!!!! I will writte more!  |
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Posted: Oct 25, 2008 - 07:21 PM
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Joined: Nov 23, 2007
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Location: Im a computer lab!
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| OH my goodness this is based on a song I just heard by this band, its so funny, and since i listened to the song I actually get it! I wouldn't mind reading more either. XD |
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the avi is a character named Pzycho, who I drew myself. xD
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Posted: Oct 25, 2008 - 08:14 PM
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Joined: Mar 08, 2007
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here it is! Chapter 2!
Chapter 2: We will always be friends
KG's Duplex
Lee: Hi dudes! Did you wrote more stuff?
JB: F*CK! NO!
KG: We have got a gig tonight but we don't have any more songs...
Lee: I'm sory dudes...
JB: Never mind that Lee...we will think of something...
Lee: Well, I was checking in. Bye you guys!
KG: Bye Lee...crap...
JB: Maybe we can sing Explosivo again...
JB reminding: "Don't come back with the song Explosivo again. You need more stuff".
JB: Shit!
KG: Yeah dude, we can't play the same song...
JB: SHIT! CRAP! ALL OF THE STUFF THAT SMELLS BAD!
KG: Calm down...
JB: I do you whant me to calm down?!!
KG: Don't put it all on me! We will...do you know something? We will not writte nothing at all! I'm sick of your crap!
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Song: Karate Year: 1998 +/- Realessed: 2001
With karate I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, mother f*cker,
I'm 'onna kick your f*ckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You mother f*cker
You mother f*cker
Kyle betrayed me
And then he lied tried to hide
And I died deep inside
And you know the reason why.
I'm 'onna kick your ass
From here to right over there.
Oh yeah mother f*cker,
I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
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KG: Do you know something?! I quit!
JB: I'm getting out of here you mother f*cker! Bitch!
KG: Yeah! Go away!
*Anti appears in earth*
Anti Chris: Well...this is stupid... How can I found my father's horn?!
He ears a voice. It was Satan's voice.
Satan (voice): I will help you.
A sign appears imediatly saying: "Follow the red path. My f*cking horn will be in the end of it!"
Anti Christ: What do you whant me to do with this?...
Satan (voice): Idiot...
JB: Well: I have a gig tonight, without Kyle...
*At the same Time"
KG: I have a gig tonight, without Jables... I will go anyway but...maybe I should call him first.
*In the open mich night*
Bar owner: The next band asked me to read this: "Caution, for the ones who aren't seeing this, they may know that they are mother f*ckers..." Here they are Tenacious D...
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Song: Kyle Quit The Band Year: 1998 +/- Releassed: 2001
Three hours ago, Kyle quit the band,
Now we're back together, uh.
Misunderstanding, didn't understand.
It doesn't matter, now we're back together again.
A-la la la la la.
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. (that's true)
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash.
That's also true!
This is our song of exultant joy because
We only came to kick some ass.
Rock the f*ckin' house and kick some ass.
What are we gonna do with all the cash?
Smoke hash, and then we thrash.
We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all.
And everyone is invited to the bash.
And everyone you're all invited to the bash!
C'mon Kyle, one time c'mon!
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*Outside the bar*
JB: You rock dude!
KG: The both of us rock!
Lee: Yeah! You guys are answome!
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Song: Frienship Year: 2001 Releasse: 2001
Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don't really care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
Oh shit there's a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And you don't even care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
'Cause it's rare to be
In Tenacious D.
Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah
Satan: I just whant my f*cking horn...
Link to the songs:
Karate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmsgLp7Oc3Q
Kyle Quit The Band: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqp_JeMk ... re=related
Friendship: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_GEIEvf ... re=related |
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Posted: Oct 27, 2008 - 11:14 PM
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| I would listen but it takes too long to load, -___-. |
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the avi is a character named Pzycho, who I drew myself. xD
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Posted: Oct 28, 2008 - 05:24 PM
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Spider
Joined: Mar 08, 2007
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Location: Here rocking your socks off!
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| The next chapter will have less songs THANK YOU SO MUCH BY READING THIS! |
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Posted: Oct 29, 2008 - 06:24 PM
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Spider
Joined: Nov 23, 2007
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| ^Your welcome. XD |
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the avi is a character named Pzycho, who I drew myself. xD
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Posted: Oct 29, 2008 - 06:35 PM
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Marmalade
Joined: Dec 19, 2007
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Location: next to Serj, as you can see, hehe
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Ah a second part  Im beginning to like it more, the idea of using the lyrics in good, and Im curious to see whats gonna happen to Anti and Satans horn |
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Posted: Oct 29, 2008 - 06:48 PM
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Spider
Joined: Mar 08, 2007
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thanx!!!! OMG FINALY SOMEONE IS READING THIS!     |
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