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Posted: Oct 29, 2008 - 06:48 PM
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thanx!!!! OMG FINALY SOMEONE IS READING THIS!      |
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"If your 555 then I'm 666!" - Herectic Anthem from Slipknot
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Posted: Nov 14, 2008 - 08:35 PM
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Chapter 4
Bar Owner: This next band asked me to read this... "Go home if you are a f*cking ass"... here they are Tenacious D!...
JB: Today me and KG have a new song for you tonight.
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Song: Jesus Ranch Year: 1997 Releassed: never (It didn't make to the album but releassed on D-Sides)
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch.
He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright.
I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside.
Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogwayogo.
I come upon a silver, striped mushroom and I fa la la la ly la ly.
And I fly, fly.
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch.
Jesus.
I fell in love with a baked potato.
That's when I started the dance, yeah, in France.
I'm takin a walk in the woods, f*ck yeah.
It's nice, very very nice.
Smells of shit, Liga fluinggligagiggagoogoogwayogo.
I come upon a silver, striped mushroom, and I fa la la la ly la ly.
And I fly, fly.
fa la la la ly la ly,
and i fly,
I'm gone.
a fligga gu,
rigga gu hu,
rigga gigga gee gu,
ruu ga guuu,
rigga gigga gu hu,
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JB: Thank you!... Let's go Kage.
KG: Yeah...
Bar Owner: Hey, guys. My brother as a friend that works on a avenue. I can try to get you guys a concert.
JB: Wow! That would be f*cking answome man!
KG: Yeah! Thanks.
Bar Owner: Yeah but you might some new stuff.
JB: We can do that! We will not desapoint your friend!
*Kage's duplex*
JB: Writte new stuff...writte new stuff...F*CK!
KG: How can we writte new stuff???...
JB: Don't know there must be a way!... if we only got a full band...
KG: Oh dude! That would be answome...
JB; But we to find IT?...
*The day after*
The Anti Christ was playing his electric guitar on the streets to have some money for Cheese. In that same moment, the D was passing by.
JB: Wow! You are kick ass!
Anti: Well, thanks.
He didn't knew how the D was.
JB: Me and my friend are trying to get a band for a gig tomorow and I whant to know if you whant to be in it.
Anti: Yeah!
JB: I'm Jack Black and this is my friend, Kage rage.
Anti: I'm Anti Christ.
JB: Anti Christ?...
KG: Yeah, he wears Jesus clothes...
JB: Yeah... f*ck that, come with us and let's try to find a bass player and a drumer.
Anti: I know the right guys!
They appear in hell.
JB: Were the f*ck are we?!
Anti: In hell, I mean, my studio...yeah! Special effects...
KG: Oh...
Ghost: Greetings! You are in hell! If you whant some juice, you can go to the "death bar" or if you whant to eat, go to the "You will die Pizza Restaurant".
JB: I knew it! We are in f*cking hell!
Anti: Well, don't worry. You will meet the best players in the world!
JB: Yeah, we are in hell. The best players are here. Look, we've got a gig so hurry up.
Anti: Yeah. Charlie Chaplin! Colonel Xanders!
KG: Colonel Xanders?! Why are you in hell?
Colonel: I fried a million chickens.
JB: Charlie Chaplin?! Why are you in hell?!
Charlie: I'm gay.
KG: I knew it!
JB: Do you whant to be in the D?
All of them: F*ck yeah.
JB: Drom now on we will be known as the fellowship of the D. We will burn and rock, like a thousands suns.
All of them together: D! |
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"If your 555 then I'm 666!" - Herectic Anthem from Slipknot
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Posted: Nov 14, 2008 - 10:23 PM
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Posted: Nov 14, 2008 - 11:46 PM
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thanx! the part that you quoted is from this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDf8ayOILV8
but the rest was made by me except the songs  and I quited that episode thing. Did you read all 4 chapters? |
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Posted: Nov 14, 2008 - 11:56 PM
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sorry  here is chapter 3
Chapter 3 - Dio
JB: Kyle! Guess what I found!
KG: What???
JB: In a magazine, I found something talking about a contest. The best rock band will have a chance to meet Dio! I really whant to see Dio! And the winner will also have a chance to do a video with him!
KG: No way...
JB: Way!
KG: Oh my god! We should writte a song! But were will that contest be?
JB: In L.A. dude...
KG: Let's writte the best song ever!
JB. Long live the D dude!...
*Anti Christ in the mall*
Anti: Holy shit... I better dress some clothes. I'm wearing Jesus clothes... in earth that isn't normal...
He goes to a store and buys a blue shirt and jeans.
Anti: These clothes suck like hell! I hope that my father didn't eard that... Oh well...here we go...I need to find that freaking horn...
The D, were on Lee's Cutless Supreme, going on their way to L.A.
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Song: The Road Year: 1997 Releassed: 2001
The road is f*ckin' hard,
The road is f*ck' tough-ah,
There's no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff.
It's the fuckin' road my friend
But it's the only road I know.
When I'm snackin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!
The road is f*ckin' hard,
It's also really f*ckin' tough,
There's no question that
It don't take no guff.
The road is a be-a-itch my friend
But it's the only fuckin' road I know,
When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!
I met a tasty baby in Michigan.
We scr**ed two times then I left.
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan.
Why can't I stay in one place
For more than two days.
Why?!
Because I'm talkin' about the road. [5X]
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JB: Here we are buddy... this is it!
There was a stage. The stage has the size of a music club. There was three judges. They didn't look that friendly.
JB: Look at those guys...they like like my grandma...
KG: They look more like stinky bears. hahahaha
One of the Judges was behind them.
Judge 1: How may I help you?... - She said with a scary look.
KG: Well...
JB: We whant to enter the contest.
Judge 1: You?... What's the name of your band?
KG: We are Tenacious D.
JB: And we will win that contest!...
They prepare their equipment and they go to the bar. Anti was in a Ranch near the stage.
Anti: I hate those clothes! I better save them...
He burns his clothes with a snap.
Anti: Much better...
KG: Hey!... Jables! Look at that dude!
JB: Why is he wearing a Jesus suit???
KG: Maybe he's a priest or something... Let's go there...
JB: Yeah!
When they arrive to the ranch, the Anti desappears. Jables was scared and he falled down, landing in a big peace of shit.
JB: Shiiiiiit!
KG: You got that right...shit...hahahahaha!
JB: Not pffffff funny pffffff!
He had crap on his mouth.
*6:00 PM*
There was a crowd of 150 people. They were nervous because they only played in front of 12.
JB: Oh shit...
KG: hihihihihi...
JB: Stop that Kyle! Now it's time to rock!
Anouncer: The next band is...Tenacious D!
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Song: Dio Year: 2001 Releasse: 2001
Dio has rocked for a long, long time,
Now it's time for him to pass the torch.
He has songs of wildebeests and angels,
He has soared on the wings of a demon.
It's time to pass the torch,
You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you.
We're takin' you to a home,
But we will sing a song about you.
And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of.
You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow!
Your sauce will mix with ours,
And we'll make a good goulash baby.
Dio, time to go!
You must give your cape and scepter to me.
And a smaller one for KG.
Go! Go! Dio! Diooo!
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JB: Thank you!
Judge 2: Now we will announce the winner!
Judge 3: And the winner is... The flying pancakes of hell!
JB: What the f*uck?!
Dio: Sorry,, but I whant to choose Tenacious D. Come with me boys...
JB: Hell yeah!
They recorded the video PUSH
Dio - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RqZXMl0swI
The Road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA-OgIe2 ... re=related
THE VIDEO WITH DIO IS DOWN HERE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLOzKtSuPBE |
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"If your 555 then I'm 666!" - Herectic Anthem from Slipknot
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Posted: Nov 15, 2008 - 12:08 AM
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| yes, I read all of them (just read the third chapter), wanted to know if satan gets his horn back and I still don't know now, lol |
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Posted: Nov 15, 2008 - 02:42 PM
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| well, it's a surprise |
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When I go on tour I like to bring my bong, my pills and my cds !!
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wow, this is awesome, I liked that part the most 
