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Posted: Feb 25, 2004 - 10:44 PM
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Joined: Feb 21, 2004
Posts: 90
Location: Waiting Room
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Here's a list of side-effects,
Before you make your choice to run for it,
The hands will turn red, and suddenly,
The letter "n" will seem quite queer to him or her
Who swallows it.
Every one of six Sundays the reader's eyes will prune,
If done just right,
And roll ten miles before stopping for the ears.
If a man named Melvin is expecting you or a loved one at
Six PM on a Thursday,
The roof will be torn off his house...he will then go mad
And murder two people, who are to be the next three victims.
It has been proven through a series of highly important tests,
Tested by highly rated testers,
That 4.6% of all whom stand upon a cliff at midnight
Vomit recklessly and laugh about it at the same time.
Please keep in mind that this is a very miniscule percentage,
And chances are it won't happen to you because we said so.
If you have ever experienced the slicing off of your own right thumb
Or witnessed a fight that was real, that felt good and pure
In an aggressive way,
Then and only then may you come to us for further help
And attempt to win your money back, along with showing us to understand
What the fuck we have told you,
After we let you know the following:
Your lottery number is losing, our corporate officials are known as Jim and Larry on the internet, and those who allow you to survive are those who wrote our contracts.
In conclusion, it may be a good idea to not not consider many things
Before turning left or right. |
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Posted: Feb 28, 2004 - 12:12 AM
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Almost Member
Joined: Nov 22, 2003
Posts: 114
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man, have i missed reading your stuff, feels like it's been a hell of a long time since the last time....
it's different, it reads differently than all of your writing before, but i must say i enjoyed the ending lines... but otherwise, different. |
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Posted: Mar 02, 2004 - 08:41 PM
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Joined: Feb 21, 2004
Posts: 90
Location: Waiting Room
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| yeah. i'm weird. |
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