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Posted: Jul 03, 2008 - 03:54 AM
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Joined: Mar 29, 2008
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...you can't wait for somebody else to start posting because you still have so many examples to share.
...you'd rather tell these punks about your obsession than your therapist.
...you have caught yourself thinking of their name while masturbating.
...you yell at anybody who dares pronounce it "Surge Tank-eean"
...you say "Crap, it's a power Serj...I mean, power surge..." because of the last example.
...one of your only goals in life is convincing your parents that they will one day hear a SoaD song that they like.
...you have convinced somebody to name something Serj, Daron, John, or Shavo.
...you sing "Ego Brain" EVERY TIME it rains.
...you celebrated System's 10th anniversary on June 30th.
...you sing one of their songs and THAT is your morning coffee.
...you've read these and you stay up at night trying to think of more. While listening to System of a Down, of course. |
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Posted: Jul 04, 2008 - 04:10 AM
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suspended
Joined: May 21, 2006
Posts: 639
Location: Your Little Brother's Bedroom
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| lmao that ^ pretty much sums shit up. |
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Posted: Jul 04, 2008 - 07:53 PM
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Joined: Mar 17, 2007
Posts: 140
Location: Babylon?!
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Dream0ver wrote:
^hh  same by me 
...you love system more that most of the people
...you're 24/7 on the computer to get some news, pics, videos
...you want to kick every single ass that says: system sucks
...you're alarm clock, and any other tones are system
...you have all songs, spots and more than 1000 soad pictures
Same, but I don't have cell phone.
... When you buy your crack, your smack your bitch in hollywood.
... When you are eating a donut, you are yelling SUGAR.
... When you know that: Nearly 2 million Americans are incarcerated
in the prison system and The percentage of Americans in the prison system has doubled since 1985. |
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Posted: Jul 04, 2008 - 08:57 PM
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Dart
Joined: Jan 19, 2008
Posts: 872
Location: birdo birdo birdo
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| when the majority of songs u can play are soad songs |
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Posted: Jul 05, 2008 - 03:10 AM
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Joined: Mar 29, 2008
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...you realize you can't say 3 sentences without making SOME reference to SoaD.
...you read something upsetting about one of the members and cry as though it happened to your mother.
...you know how many sections are in Shavo's beard.
...you have tried telling four-year olds about System of a Down in hopes that they will remember them in 8 years. |
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Posted: Jul 05, 2008 - 03:57 AM
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Spider
Joined: Mar 07, 2008
Posts: 396
Location: i'm not at liberty to say.
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| -- when someone calls daron fat and you get personally offended. |
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Posted: Jul 05, 2008 - 05:05 AM
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spidermode wrote:
-- when someone calls daron fat and you get personally offended.
That happens to me, except it's when my brother reminds me that Daron can't sing. I just tell him "Laugh now, Alex, but this man is going to be the father of your nephews and nieces!" Hahahaha NOT REALLY.
...when Serj Tankian becomes the reason that you are not ashamed of how big your nose is. |
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Posted: Jul 05, 2008 - 05:13 AM
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Dart
Joined: Jan 19, 2008
Posts: 872
Location: birdo birdo birdo
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| hah i call daron fat all the time...hes like a damn fucking bear now, wut happened to the days when he was a little shrimp back in the '98 days lol. Even johns put on some weight XD. Only person that never really put on weight was serj lol. |
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Posted: Jul 05, 2008 - 07:30 AM
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Spider
Joined: Mar 07, 2008
Posts: 396
Location: i'm not at liberty to say.
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AkiTusspot wrote:
That happens to me, except it's when my brother reminds me that Daron can't sing. I just tell him "Laugh now, Alex, but this man is going to be the father of your nephews and nieces!" Hahahaha NOT REALLY.
...when Serj Tankian becomes the reason that you are not ashamed of how big your nose is.
haha nice. and yes even tho i don't have a big nose, i must say that serj has opened my eyes to the possibility of a big nose being sexy.
shhuuggaahh wrote:
hah i call daron fat all the time...hes like a damn fucking bear now, wut happened to the days when he was a little shrimp back in the '98 days lol. Even johns put on some weight XD. Only person that never really put on weight was serj lol.
yesssss. serj looks the best these days. the thinner he got, the "fatter" they got. lol. not that it's a bad thing mind you, but it's the truth. |
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Posted: Jul 05, 2008 - 03:21 PM
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Dart
Joined: Jan 19, 2008
Posts: 872
Location: birdo birdo birdo
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| i blame it on his vegetarian-isms but i think he stopped a few months ago...ah man if he gets fat like daron, idk im never gonna get used to that lol |
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Posted: Jul 06, 2008 - 04:29 AM
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Spider
Joined: Mar 07, 2008
Posts: 396
Location: i'm not at liberty to say.
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| lol. by the time they re-unite they're all gonna be like 40 lbs. heavier with zz top beards. |
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