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Posted: May 11, 2004 - 05:51 PM
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Hypnotized
Joined: Nov 18, 2003
Posts: 7385
Location: SOAD LAND!!
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When i got up this morning i was really happy because i have the whole house to myself today, so i decided to make some pancakes. Of course i'm doing all of this in my undergarments, i am almost naked.
First i looked in the kitchen for some "instant" pancake mix, but with much luck there wasn't any so i had to make some Bisquick pancakes from "scratch".
MISTAKE#1~ After reading the "how to" directions i decided that it was a lot, to have 3 qts of milk, 18 eggs and 1 full package of original bisquick mix...but i had to follow what the box said... Oh...oops.... i don't have to serve 155 people aka: Restaurant-size recipie.  What a waste of ingredience
MISTAKE#2~Then i read the 2nd set of directions and tried to make half that cause i wasn't about to eat 14 large pancakes by myself. I put all the ingredience together and looked to see if i had any pam to spray my pan with and i found some empty pam and sprayed my pan with no pam...
MISTAKE#3~ i get out the butter and put a large chunk of butter on the pan cause i had no pam i didn't want the pancakes to stick to the pan and i didn't have those non-stick pans. Unbeknownst to my stupidity i learned that butter burns.
MISTAKE #4~While my pan was on high i put the mix on. I thought it would take about 5 mins to cook. When i came back from checking emails and stuff i come back to a completely petrified black more like biscuit than a nice fluffy pancake.
MISTAKE #5~My second attempt to make a nice fluffy pancake i decided to add some peacans for some variety. I don't know what happened but while i was trying to sprinkle a few peacons to my less than 1/4 cup of pancake i had dumped 6 oz (the whole bag) onto it instead.
MISTAKE#6~My 3rd attempt to make a nice fluffy pancake, i decided to make it plain. After all, all of the peacans in our house were gone. I had succeeded and decided to eat it right then. I put on a little bit of butter and some syrup. After putting the first bite into my mouth i realised it was undercooked. I could still taste this milk bisquick mix crapy between my tounge and the roof of my mouth.
MISTAKE#7~ My 4th attempt to make A PANCAKE ended up burnt from the inside out. I had to use the bathroom and that took longer than expected.
MISTAKE#8~ i ran out of mix and i had to make some more, but i was extremely low on milk, eggs and mix so i decided to use some substitutes. I used water instead of milk and instead of eggs i used some butter (why not) nothing else could have gone wrong now. My mix was to watery and the butter never melted.
MISTAKE #9~ I gave up on making pancakes so i decided to make some scrambled eggs. Right then, ATWA came on and i started dancing and singing to it..I had used another pan cause the burnt black on the other pan from ATTEMPTING to make pancakes bugged me. While i was waiting for the pan to heat up i started dancing to atwa and then i touched the handle not paying attention and burnt myself.
MISTAKE #10~ After having the whole house reek of burnt food and smoke coming out the windows and my blood curtling scream our neighbor decided to come over and see if everything was alright. We don't have an alarm in the house so he comes to check on us sometimes. Not paying attention i opened the door to greet him, and he stares at me not saying anything. Oops...i forgot...i only have my underware on and bra and forgot i was pretty much naked.
MISTAKE #11~I run out of the front door and go throw on my mom's house jacket and tell him things are fine, and he leaves. I go into the kitchen and try to clean things up. I do the dishes and clear off the counter and i forget the stove was still on low. While i leaned over to put the syrup in the cabnent (which was over that one burner) i discover my mothers robe caught on fire just a little. I scream and panik and threw my "stomache/boobs" into the full dish pan and start waving my arms to get the fire off me.
MISTAKE#12~ Now the house is really smoky i open up more windows to air everything and the smoke was so thick that it was moving (like fog) into my next door neigbors windows. Their alarm went off.
MISTAKE#13~ After my neighbors slightly evacuated and realised it wasn't there house it was mine they ignored everything and went inside. I decide that i should clean everything. I clean the kitchen until everything is fine and decide to take a shower. My cat is in a playful mood and loves the entertainment center, where my soad music is playing reasonably low but loud enough and my cat starts pawing on the buttons. Mainly the one she can get to is the volume. The volume buttons are fairly sensitive and intensely go up to almost the highest notch. Not only was i listening to IEAIAIO but i'm guessing the whole neighborhood was too. They probably thought i was trying to sacrafice my cat.
MISTAKE#14~ While run out in my towel to turn the volume down i realise i left the water running in the kitchen and was now overflowing to the whole kitchen floor. I'VE GOT MOPING TO DO!!
MISTAKE #15~ Not thinking i walk in there already soaking wet and slip on the already wet puddles of water on the floor. Remember those slip in slides when you were a kid? yeah...i do to.
MISTAKE#16~ I pull myself together and clean everything!!! I put some clothes on and i'm still hungry. I decide to make some cereal...pretty easy right?!!?!?! When you leave the room after your bowl of lucky charms is on the table make sure your cat doesN'T use the spoon as a catapult to fly that bowl of cereal across the room
CONSPIRACY?!!?!?!?!?!?! AND YES THIS REALLY DID HAPPEN. THEY FUNNY THING? ITS ONLY 9:45 IN THE MORNING RIGHT NOW. |
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Posted: May 11, 2004 - 11:29 PM
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Hypnotized
Joined: Nov 18, 2003
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Location: SOAD LAND!!
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okay, i just read this all over again to realise i'm the stupidest person ever. Its not hard to make pancakes.
Lesson learned- i'm just stupid  |
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Posted: May 11, 2004 - 11:42 PM
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Spider
Joined: Feb 12, 2004
Posts: 440
Location: Rock am Ring
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| fit of laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughter, you´re so funny girl. |
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Posted: May 12, 2004 - 07:16 AM
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Needle
Joined: Dec 05, 2003
Posts: 3628
Location: scotland
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| u r a disaster waiting to happen babe lmaooooooooo |
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Posted: May 12, 2004 - 04:26 PM
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Hypnotized
Joined: Nov 18, 2003
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Location: SOAD LAND!!
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| i'm the pancake bitch |
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Posted: May 12, 2004 - 06:41 PM
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Lost in Hollywood
Joined: Apr 10, 2004
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Location: Bath (UK)
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| hehehehehahahahaha im glad i dont live with you rain |
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Posted: May 12, 2004 - 10:51 PM
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Hypnotized
Joined: Nov 18, 2003
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Location: SOAD LAND!!
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| yeah, you'd die of laughter. |
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Posted: May 13, 2004 - 01:13 AM
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Spider
Joined: Apr 24, 2004
Posts: 384
Location: Canada
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Hmm, yer like the ummmm.. discount bad luck warehouse! tough to be u!!! but i never have the house to myself, so i always have to go to my friends house to drink (my mom is mormon and my dad is Catholic  ) ya odd mix i know, suks to be me too!
But good luck with the rest of life rain! |
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Posted: Jul 26, 2004 - 03:42 AM
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Cigaro
Joined: Jun 05, 2004
Posts: 2565
Location: under you bed
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Posted: Aug 03, 2004 - 05:12 AM
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Almost Member
Joined: Aug 02, 2004
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Location: Florida
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| lmao That's pretty bad. ^_^ |
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Posted: Jan 29, 2005 - 02:55 PM
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Needle
Joined: Nov 01, 2004
Posts: 3252
Location: Behind you, checking out your ass
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| that is so fuked up, u're lucky u get the house to ureself, i wish that would happen to me,my parents ahve never left me home alone! Mybrother is always going on about how i should experience SOAD at top volumeProblem: i get to 1/3 of my stereos' capability and my mum starts screaming at me. the only time i have ever heard a top notch SOAd song was chopsuey at my skool disco, ever since then i go to evry disco but they never played it again |
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